We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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