Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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