yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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