Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
where am i from again
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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