I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize