How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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