but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
