now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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