Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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