she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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