I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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