no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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