Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize