Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
