I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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