HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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