you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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