I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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