Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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