oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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