CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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