Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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