omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
