Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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