clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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