Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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