NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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