My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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