Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
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So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
So. Much. Porn.
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