he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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