this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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