i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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