She's JV to your varsity
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm getting married
To pizza
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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