update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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