office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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