the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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