Where are you?
In a non slutty way
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Randomize
