In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
