Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
