Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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