don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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