help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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