i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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