At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
