Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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