Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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