she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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