I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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