perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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