just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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