why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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