If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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