Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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