Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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