yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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